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I will face my laughter.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the laughter has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

From QC


-L

Honorary Quote (for the Quote List, but I have no room so...)

...And by friendly, I don't mean the "inviting your friend over to play a new game, but then hogging the controller the whole time and won't let him anywhere near it. So he sat there for 5 hours just watching you play, and even tried to use the puppy dog eyes on you, but you just laughed at him and said he looked stupid. Finally he just flipped out and threw your Nintendo against the wall, punched your dog in the face and kicked over your TV. Of course you then ratted him out and when his mom came over, she broke both his legs, and made him mow your lawn for 5 years straight." kind of friendly. Damn you Billy, you selfish sonnamabeech.

-from allkpop, as requested by Chenie as well as my own uncontrollable bouts of laughter when I read this (no matter how many times I read it before...)

-L

My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then you start work by receiving a gold watch the first day.
You work forty years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then......
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.......
You finish off as an orgasm.
The case is rested.



-L (but I didnt write this, of course... it's too awesome to pass up XD) hope you fellow bloggers/surfers enjoyed it XD