Honorary Quote (for the Quote List, but I have no room so...)

...And by friendly, I don't mean the "inviting your friend over to play a new game, but then hogging the controller the whole time and won't let him anywhere near it. So he sat there for 5 hours just watching you play, and even tried to use the puppy dog eyes on you, but you just laughed at him and said he looked stupid. Finally he just flipped out and threw your Nintendo against the wall, punched your dog in the face and kicked over your TV. Of course you then ratted him out and when his mom came over, she broke both his legs, and made him mow your lawn for 5 years straight." kind of friendly. Damn you Billy, you selfish sonnamabeech.

-from allkpop, as requested by Chenie as well as my own uncontrollable bouts of laughter when I read this (no matter how many times I read it before...)

-L