My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then you start work by receiving a gold watch the first day.
You work forty years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then......
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.......
You finish off as an orgasm.
The case is rested.



-L (but I didnt write this, of course... it's too awesome to pass up XD) hope you fellow bloggers/surfers enjoyed it XD